I love this stuff...

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman, via nopejuststop)

ironicallyclever:

makingthedeadalive:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

Me: stabbing you

White boy: I’d stab you first ;)

(via because-ifuckingcan)

bassoonerthebetter:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"Wait, I thought periods only lasted like one day?"

Actual quote from first boyfriend, 18 at the time.

(via mamatater)

plantcreep:

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

(via assstiel)

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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(via read2survive)

makingthedeadalive:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

Me: stabbing you

White boy: I’d stab you first ;)

(via read2survive)

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

(via tennants-hair)

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

(via teaanddrums)

harknessneverdies:

hmm yes good argument

harknessneverdies:

hmm yes good argument

(Source: urs-uriarte, via 2srooky)