I love this stuff...

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via deanwinchestertheprincess)

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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(Source: beautilation, via doctor-dildo)

fancylemurs:

girls just wanna have

real pockets on our clothes, damn

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mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

(Source: allthingspawnee, via 2srooky)

intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

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vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

(via high-functioning-hedgehog)

“There’s all these songs about loving a girl who doesn’t know she’s beautiful. But what about loving a girl that does? How come liking myself makes me less appealing?”
— My 12 year old cousin is actually pretty deep (via imjust-a-girl)

(via feministfeels)

lilacblossoms:

shadyhomo:

non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?

the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers

(Source: blenderqueer, via doctor-dildo)

fallen-angel-it-hurt:

accioromione:

Philosopher’s Stone deleted scene

I FUCKING CRY LAUGHING EVERY TIME I SEE THIS ONLY BECAUSE OF HARRYS REACTION LIKE LOOK AT THE LAST GIF OMG DANIEL RADCLIFFE A+ ACTING OMG

WHY WAS THIS DELETED

(Source: harrypotterdailly, via sam-winchester-is-unamoosed)

nenona:

snowsann:

this is pretty sad actually

404 error lesbian not compute

looks like a PEBKAC error here.

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