I love this stuff...

funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

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morticiaprincess:

me being touched by people who aren’t my friends 

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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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(Source: phd-in-awesome, via rowlingindadeep)

mundosdepapel:

WHY HADN’T I SEEN THIS BEFORE???

(Source: what-theheckie-padalecki, via why-y-why)

I suck at texting unless:
  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay, via 50-shades-of-fuck-you)

thesubbburbs:

Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

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seawarrior:

oh-omegalomaniac:

denise-huxxtable:

huntingvoldemortinamobilelibrary:

if you don’t think this carries an important message about our society then you are what is wrong with human society today

And this is why when you see a post empowering and uplifting black women, do not invade it with “don’t you mean all women?” No, because this is not the reality of “all women.”

This is so fucking sad

This is so upsetting.

(Source: angrywocunited, via smitethepatriarchy)