I love this stuff...

teroknortailor:

cumberbangers:

sspock:

sspock:

How many ears does Kirk have?

Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…

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and the final front ear

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YOU ALWAYS FORGET THE CHIEF ENGINE-EAR

(Source: sspock, via taste-my-rainb0w)

sapphireflies:

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

Oh my, the last line

(via bayern-rnunich)

joharvhelle:

i forgot that going back to school would mean i’m constantly surrounded by racist, misogynistic, transphobic people who think rape jokes are funny and purposely mistaking the word “transcendentalist” for “transvestite” is a good thing to do and that legitimately don’t know or care who michael brown is

(via deancasotp)

timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

(Source: pkmnprofessor-sycamore, via heart-attackles)

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

(via sexy-and-sarcastic)

sixpenceee:

littlekalashnikitty:

sixpenceee:

My life has come to a point where I wear ugly but really comfortable shoes. 

Congratulations, you’re an adult. <3 

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(via awkwardvagina)

cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

stephluvvsyou:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

(Source: neilcicierega, via humortastic)

me witnessing the birth of my child: nice

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

(via radicalravenclaw)